Writing Of Cover Letter Is Like Fucking – It Needs Practice

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Lately I find out that the writing of a cover letter is not difficult because of the very writing, but because of the lack of motivation. I often see in Internet phrases of the kind: “Writing of cover letters is so boring!”; “This is not for me!”; “I can’t do it on my own.”

“Sex” and “making love” are missing in the heading on purpose. Fucking is an instinctive, spontaneous act, without favors and caress. Everybody has done it at least once in a life: for one night, one day, one moment.

The writing of a cover letter is also a single act. Every job seeker should do it once! I don’t think that we change our jobs every day. But how can you know if fucking (or one-night stand) is something bad, if you haven’t tried it out?

It’s very strange to me how writing of a cover letter can be a difficult and boring task, if you haven’t written one? Shouldn’t you try first before talking too much?

I personally remember a few nights like that, in which hormones have taken over mind. And every other time things are easier. But this is not like porn films in which the pussy leaps on you in 2 minutes! You have to act!

And I am mad at people who haven’t given it a try to write their cover letter and declare that they can’t do it! It failed – OK! Hire a specialist to do it for you. What if you manage? Won’t you be proud that you’ve written it on your own?

I can talk about fucking a lot more and a lot less for your cover letter. The reason is simple. Women say that I am a nice-looking guy, have a sense of humor and probably that’s why it’s easy for me to get a one-night stand. But as far as writing of your own cover letter is concerned – you’re the one responsible for it – I won’t write it for you!

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