I haven’t written in my blog for quite a while. It may be due to lack of time or I may feel lazy – I don’t know which one. Recently, I looked at my old posts and realized that I’ve lost focus in view of my original idea. I planned to create a comfortable place where every jobs seeker could find a cover letter for the position he or she applied for.  And I saw that I had written too many articles explaining how to write a cover letter and what to include in it. Gosh, I’ve started sounding like a professional resume writer. Today, I won’t offer the next advice on how to write c cover letter or what kind of content to include in it.

I am offering to your attention the weirdest quotations from cover letters. They are original. They are funny. They are real. Please, don’t write such original stuff yourself!

“Achievements: I managed to graduate after 11 years of study in high school.”(Congrats to the author, he deserves an award!);
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“Managed, developed, and maintained all aspects of finance, accounting, foreign exchange dealings, marketing, and data processing of company and its overseas offices in New York and Washington.”

“Provided financial overview and leadership for all major operating considerations and activities, including development of business and profit plans.”

“More than five years of progressive experience in budget control, public relations, and sales.”

“Issue weekly and monthly accounts payable distribution reports, work with Corporate Accountants as to accounts payable interface with the general ledger.”
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