Dear readers,

The most important for a man after his health, love and happiness is holiday! I want to present you my cover letter for my holiday which starts this Monday. Here’s what it includes:

• Untroubled baking in the sun on the hot sand of an exotic resort in Europe;

• Recharging the brain and body with energy for the next holiday;

• Lots of ice cocktails and wild nights!

I want to let you know that in the next two weeks I won’t write for the blog. It’s time to leave the computer for a while and all high tech gadgets, technologies and stuff!

I wish similar experiences and nice holiday to those who’ll go on a holiday!

I hope that in the beginning of August, when I come back in my brand new nice chocolate tan, I’ll continue writing here.

All the best,

The author

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Lately I find out that the writing of a cover letter is not difficult because of the very writing, but because of the lack of motivation. I often see in Internet phrases of the kind: “Writing of cover letters is so boring!”; “This is not for me!”; “I can’t do it on my own.”

“Sex” and “making love” are missing in the heading on purpose. Fucking is an instinctive, spontaneous act, without favors and caress. Everybody has done it at least once in a life: for one night, one day, one moment.

The writing of a cover letter is also a single act. Every job seeker should do it once! I don’t think that we change our jobs every day. But how can you know if fucking (or one-night stand) is something bad, if you haven’t tried it out?

It’s very strange to me how writing of a cover letter can be a difficult and boring task, if you haven’t written one? Shouldn’t you try first before talking too much?

I personally remember a few nights like that, in which hormones have taken over mind. And every other time things are easier. But this is not like porn films in which the pussy leaps on you in 2 minutes! You have to act!

And I am mad at people who haven’t given it a try to write their cover letter and declare that they can’t do it! It failed – OK! Hire a specialist to do it for you. What if you manage? Won’t you be proud that you’ve written it on your own?

I can talk about fucking a lot more and a lot less for your cover letter. The reason is simple. Women say that I am a nice-looking guy, have a sense of humor and probably that’s why it’s easy for me to get a one-night stand. But as far as writing of your own cover letter is concerned – you’re the one responsible for it – I won’t write it for you!

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Some time ago I promised to publish my cover letter that helped me take my present job. I don’t like declaring something and then not fulfilling it. That’s why today it’ll be published as a separate page in the blog. I don’t assert it’s the best example. Neither do I say it is an example that should be followed. I just keep my promise.

The second thing I decided to do was to make a separate page for links to other sites. I contemplated a lot on that and now I’ll explain why. For those who don’t know, if a web page goes to the top positions in the search engines, it most probably exchanges links with other sites on a similar topic. Believe me or not, I received letters for link exchanges, but by people who have nothing to do with cover letters and the job searching process.

I wondered a lot and searched for opinions in the net for the so called “link exchange”. And I said to myself: “Fuck the SEO, SERP (search engine rank position). What I do – I do it for people, not for the searching engines. That’s why I’ll make a page called “links+ 120 words”. There I’ll put links to sites whose owners found the time to write to me and ask for a link to their site.”

The third thing that I decided is to change the blog topic. I have some ideas for now, but still I haven’t come to anything definitely.

And at last I’d like to turn to the friends from Flickr. I hope they read the blog. Also to those that promised something, but still haven’t fulfilled it: “Do you keep your word?”

Picture: Sharon Pazner